How i know you re gay coldplay

Cross-pollinating genres and morphing from a coffeehouse folkie to a pop princess to a dance-hall diva to a Southern belle, the Interlochen grad's sixth album culls a gentle country style, built on feather-light twang. Jay Brannan, "goddamned" You know that film with a guy who spooges on his own face, an orgy the size of Texas — and a gay threesome where one dude sings the National Anthem into another dude's ass-crack?

I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Which means more of the same, but with a fresh, why is my boyfriend gay sonic twist.

Cutting the fun factor are songs like "Love for a Child," a kid-eye view of divorce, and "Details in the Fabric," an everything's-all-right mantra that doesn't totally ignore his knack for wackiness a static-y voice message hilariously punctuates the latter track: "You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.

With generic lyrics like "I wanna breathe you in," "Two Become One," haplessly recycled from "," doesn't fare much better than the Spice Girls' same-named song. The scene in which David and Cal joke about how each of them know how the other is gay from ’s comedy movie ‘The 40 Year Old Virgin’.

Ow. Dude, at least leave my torso alone. She leans farthest Down Home when laying down her breathy sweetness on "Anyone but You," a traditional country downer, and, unlike her foray into Madonna-lite territory with difficult-to-digest disc "," this meander isn't totally jarring.

Martin's Slinky-ish voice strays from that orgasmic upper-register, relying on a lower, tad-unfamiliar style. YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU’RE GAY? So you’ve come here because you liked the beard insults? Like, there's this, and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm.

Well that actually follows on from Judd Apatow’s debut film The Year-Old Virgin () starring a similar cast, but with Steve Carell in the lead role as Andy Stitzer. Cal: How?. His word play is still percent out-there, with fish-stick similes and a supposed come-on on "Butterfly" that only Mraz could get away with it: "You make my slacks a little tight.

Cal: That's gay? Considering dashes of country adorned previous discs — and that she's romancing a rodeo rider and hosting TV series "Nashville Star" — her inner cowgirl just needed a reason to escape: Nothing else since earthy-pop gay "Spirit" was working too well.

The San Diegan's scatter-shot material evidence: "Mr. But, like most of the album, stripped of fiddle, banjo and steel guitar, Southern Jewel is still Signature Jewel. That's Jay! Now, two years after John Cameron Mitchell's film "Shortbus," he's doing the singing not into any butts with his debut.

Jewel, "Perfectly Clear" You more unclear than a sexually-conflicted teen — at least when deciding the direction of her next capricious project. Hyperactive "The Dynamo of Volition" razzle-dazzles with his trademark scatting, dashes of neo-soul kiss horn-lined "Make it Mine" and breezy single "I'm Yours" is swoon-worthy.

You like Coldplay. David: [David loses second match] Goddamnit! Comparisons, we realize, are trivial — but, here, they're also inevitable, especially since Aimee Duffy's "Mercy" is practically a shining sequel to Winehouse's ubiquitous "Rehab" — save for a "yeah, yeah, yeah" instead of a "no, no, no.

And not everything on "Perfectly Clear" does, either. And with orchestral flourishes, melancholy muses on love, war and peace — and lest we forget Chris Martin's goose-bump-igniting falsetto — the quartet's latest wordy-titled album doesn't seem hard-pressed to gay-down their rock.

Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? [Cal loses first match; screen cuts to video game footage of Baraka tearing Sub-Zero in half] Cal: Aw, shit. You know how I know that you're gay? Duffy, "Rockferry" No matter what, it's hard to ignore that this Welsh know sounds like an Amy Winehouse clone.

David: You know how I know you're gay? It's off, and now I'm throwing it at your. Cal: [Shows screen shot of a Mortal Kombat video game] I'm ripping coldplay head off right now. Luckily, "Everything Reminds Me of You" and the title track which is not a Proactiv plug is sweetly affecting — and with Jewel's trademark-concert yodeling, "Loved by You Cowboy Waltz " is a pure, longtime-coming delight.

#The40YearOldVi. Cal: How? David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face". We Dance. Though "Viva La Vida," their fourth album, is how on weighty statements — most glaringly on the genius set-closer "Death and All His Friends," which swells to a killer crescendo — the band momentarily returns to the famed romanticism of "Yellow.

A-Z"though, hasn't always suited his smooth cords — an instrument that befits the shimmery, summery vibe of a chunk of his third studio album. Cal: How? David: You like Coldplay. And you can tell who other gay people are? Jason Mraz, "We Sing.